os mandamentos da minha casa

Thou shall say “Hello!!”, “How are you?”, “Hoe gaat het met jou?” or some nice random variation of those upon your arrival at home;

Thou shall not slam the door when arriving early in the morning or for that matter, late in the evening or even in the afternoon;

Thou shall pick up ours and only ours garbage bin (and double check it) for the sake of not being sued by our lovely neighbours;

Thou shall leave your bike in the bike rack and not next to the neighbour’s big, grey, big and flawless Nissan Qashqai;

Thou shall not leave unwashed dishes, uneaten edible and post-edible artefacts all over the kitchen;

Thou shall not leave unattended belongings (e.g. hair dryers) all over the place;

Thou shall help on the cleaning tasks or request a permit of absence 13 months in advance;

Thou shall warn all the neighbours before having a party;

Thou shall invite all the housemates before having a party;

Thou shall bear in mind that this list is not as interesting as Mahmut’s.